In this country, we can all be put into one of three categories in terms of one’s personal contribution. You’re either a producer, a looter, or a moocher. Let us define the terms and let you figure out where you stand. For the record, I cannot claim the producer/moocher/looter notion. I [...]
The goofy girl on the progressive insurance commercial is none other than Stephanie Courtney. The question to the Couch Pirates and our fans is… Would you do Stephanie Courtney?
Ready for your next venture into the Claremont-verse? Couch Pirate Scott is back with his X-Men Forever #7 review. He reads this crap so you don’t have too.
Couch Pirate Scott is back with his X-Men Forever #6 review. He reads this crap so you don’t have too. Read his review and let him know how you feel.
I haven’t really posted anything lately. Had I not been busy being lazy, I would/should have posted something about how it’s awesome that Uncle Teddy died. Maybe I could mentioned how ACORN has been figuring out ways to get prostitutes home loans so they can bring underage illegal aliens to work in makeshift [...]
I know this is long but if you want to get to know me then it’s worth the read…
At first sight most people think I’m high maintenance and unapproachable…but I’m the complete opposite. I’m 39 going on 21. I don’t mind getting dirty and sweaty but I get whiny when I get too hot. I [...]
Couch Pirate Scott is finally back with his X-Men Forever #5 review.
Well, for my first review on the site I debated about what to review. Since I agreed to do movies and TV I thought about reviewing District 9 since my wife and I saw that this weekend. It was decent, but it’s also new and there are tons of reviews for new flicks. So I [...]
Jake runs down the last few days of wrestling and of course, more super hot chicks, FULL SIZE.
Really Stephanie McMahon? I mean really? Do you and the other higher ups at WWE really think the high ratings on a commercial free RAW were for Donald Trump? Did you guys all forget that that show was advertized heavily for a week on every show you produce as being commercial free? I know for a fact me and several other Couch Pirates tuned in to see a commercial free RAW, not to see “The Donald”.
If they don’t wrestle in gravy before the end of the season I will be so so sad.
Now we’re cookin’! After a very long break, I just posted a new Rate This Chick and this time, everyone can chime in! One of the greatest things about this software platform is the ability to not only let the Couch Pirates have their say, but our friends and fans can join in on the fun too! We had people fighting to get in on the Rate This Chick panel, so no more complaints… time to participate! Also, I just created a new Couch Pirates merchandise store and there’s a link to it at the top of the site. Of course I can also give you the link to the store here. There’s a lot more variety this time around and I will be adding additional items soon. AKPC_IDS += "268,";Popularity: 25% [?] Read More →
Oh Lawds! I has a Blackberry and a free meal! In this country, we can all be put into one of three categories in terms of one’s personal contribution. You’re either a producer, a looter, or a moocher. Let us define the terms and let you figure out where you stand. For the record, I cannot claim the producer/moocher/looter notion. I will claim the solution for said problems, however. The Producer. The Producer is an individual who is employed, if both able and willing. Times are... more
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Off the Rack: X-Men Forever “Still Behind” Edition #7 A rough breakdown of the issue would be as follows: Page 1: S.H.I.E.L.D. troops seen investigating “footprint” found in the jungle of the Andes Mountains Page 2: Nick Fury and the X-Men are at the school talking to the S.H.I.E.L.D. troopers, Beast is trying to convince Fury to send in the X-Men to help. Pages 3-4: In the Andes Mountains Fury’s men are attacked by something. They cannot make out what it is; only that it is “huge”. Pages... more
I will admit that I am a man with a problem. I live in Oklahoma and I love to make fun of the OU Football team. Love it like a crackhead loves the rock. But this year a friend of mine who is a true fan of the Sooners was very kind to me durning a potentially bad plumbing situation in my Death trap of an Apartment. That Fan was Couch Pirate Scott. In my mind a true fan of the Sooners is someone that sticks by the team through the good seasons and the bad. Quite a few will even turn on the team mid... more
Off the Rack: X-Men Forever “OVERDUE” Edition #6 Issue #6 opens with a classic scene, a Chris Claremont original, its non-other than an “X-Men playing baseball scene”. Yep you heard me right, Uncle Chris went back to that well once again. Most of the X-Men play baseball in the Danger Room, while they should be cleaning it up. They are interrupted by team leader Cyclops who is not too happy with them for disobeying orders. During this time Lil’ Ororo powers start to go haywire and starts... more
I haven’t really posted anything lately. Had I not been busy being lazy, I would/should have posted something about how it’s awesome that Uncle Teddy died. Maybe I could mentioned how ACORN has been figuring out ways to get prostitutes home loans so they can bring underage illegal aliens to work in makeshift brothels. No, I will simply talk about the most fun I’ve had in one single day. In about 2002 I met a girl I had messed around with was then the recent past. She probably... more
I know this is long but if you want to get to know me then it’s worth the read… At first sight most people think I’m high maintenance and unapproachable…but I’m the complete opposite. I’m 39 going on 21. I don’t mind getting dirty and sweaty but I get whiny when I get too hot. I can be a girly girl one minute and a tomboy the next. I know how to behave in public but don’t expect it when alone. I’m a happy, affectionate, fun loving, laid back goof ball that... more
Off the Rack: X-Men Forever “LONG OVERDUE” Edition #5 Yes I am behind, very behind. No. Worse than very behind, for what it is worth I am sorry. Over the next couple of weeks I will post a new “Off the Rack: X-Men Forever Edition” until I am caught back up. Okay, so we agree I have a lot to get you caught up on, so let me get right to it. This issue is the final part of this opening X-Men Forever story arc. So the big battle (or not very big battle) between the Consortium and the X-Men... more
Well, for my first review on the site I debated about what to review. Since I agreed to do movies and TV I thought about reviewing District 9 since my wife and I saw that this weekend. It was decent, but it’s also new and there are tons of reviews for new flicks. So I decided to go with one of the old TV shows I’ve been watching on Netflix: The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Now before I go on I should point out that I watch a lot of shit. A lot... more
The site was having some editing issues so I got behind a but this week, so here we go from ECW on Tuesday. ECW 08/04/09 ECW was hit and miss tonight. It started out with some piss poor banter between Zak Ryder, Shelton Benjamin and Abraham Washington on the terrible Abraham Washington show. Anyone else think it is stupid this dill-hole had been called up for a month and still has not wrestled? They didn’t really need this situation to spark a feud between Ryder and Benjamin. I guess this... more
Really is this what we want? I saw this posted on another wrestling website and I had to comment. Business Week recently did a story on WWE using the celebrity guest hosts on Raw. When discussing the use of the celebrities, Stephanie McMahon made the following comments… “When Donald took over we realized that our audience wanted to see something new. We have the ability to change our story line to suit whoever hosts.” She also said that they were talking to Freddie Prinze Jr., Bob Barker... more
There was a point that I thought FOX could not come up with a better dating show. It was episode one of “The Littlest Bachelor” where a midget man tries to find a midget woman for some sweet midget lovin’. It was great TV, Who cares that they don’t have souls? But then they surprised me with the next great dating reality show. “More To Love” Rah Rah Raaaarrrhhhh A Tubby man is seeking love from one of 15 Tubby women. This is a show that has crying every 5 minutes... more
I guess I will play spades and do my first op-ed piece on the current administration. Very quickly, my political views could be summed up as a staunch moderate/libertarian/centrist who has been thoroughly disenchanted with both of the major parties since before I could legally procure alcohol. I have never voted for a Bush or Clinton. That being said, I don’t really think I was ever truly scared of a Bush or Clinton. Sure, I could run down a laundry list of things they have done that pissed... more
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Off the Rack: X-Men Forever Edition #4 So last issue ends with Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat) popping the missing claw (that she some-how got by phasing through Wolverine) and maiming Storm across the face. Now the beginning of this issues starts with the same mysterious group of people talking about Storm being their covert agent and how Kitty Pryde has now become possibly one of the most dangerous X-Men. All because of the one claw she now possesses. Sounds crazy? I agree but here it is straight from... more
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