Wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts, Comics, Zombies and Bacon
Rate This Chick: Chill
My Self Summary:
I’m open to a lot of things. I’m VERY 420 friendly. I’m way too obsessed with music for my own good. I love tattoos and peircings and can quote pretty much any line from ‘Airplane!’ and ‘South Park.’ My favorite word is ‘fuck’ and I wish I was Bettie Page. I love going to live shows; nothing makes me happier than seeing a band I love live. I’m pretty easy to get along with and I enjoy a lot of things. I love watching football and foreign films. I can go out and party one night and another night I could chill at home.
Last time I was in a relationship was about a year and a half ago and I went through a really bad breakup. I’m ready to rebound from that, but I need somebody who will treat me the way I should be treated.
I’m a very affectionate girl. I love to cuddle and kiss. 
I normally date older guys.
UPDATE: okay, i had to do this, because a lot of 65 year old guys were messaging me. By older I mean anywhere from a year older to 15 years older. No offense, but I don’t think changing your diapers sounds romantic to me.
While I do like a ton of things, there are others that I just can’t stnd. For example, if you’re a huge fan of Dane Cook or Family Guy, we proably won’t get along at every level.
What I’m Doing With My Life
Well, I’m joining AmeriCorps for a year to see if that will satisfy me. I was at art school, but everybody was annoyingly cocky about their “unique”" P.O.V.s. In a year or so, I’ll be getting back into film school.
What People Notice About Me
I’m told that I have very pretty eyes…
My butt? I’m told I’ve got a good ass for a white girl.
Oh, and my piercings and tattoos.
I Spend A Lot of Time Thinking About
Zombies, Robots, Dinosaurs, Giraffes…you know, normal stuff.
Six Things I Could Never Do Without
1. Art
2. Music
3. My hair straightener
4. Movies
5. Foul Language
6. Friends
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Rate This Chick: Amy
about 11 months ago - 7 comments
I know this is long but if you want to get to know me then it’s worth the read… At first sight most people think I’m high maintenance and unapproachable…but I’m the complete opposite. I’m 39 going on 21. I don’t mind getting dirty and sweaty but I get whiny when I get too hot.
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about 1 year ago - 18 comments
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about 1 year ago - 33 comments
Our first new Rate This Chick in nearly two years, and now you can join in too!
about 1 year ago
Where to Start…..
Would I watch this chick get railed in Amateur Porn? Sure!
Would I try to hold a conversation with her? Noooooooo….
When you start sticking things in your face to be different then you are trying too had. Same with the hair and the boob tattoo. She has alot of cool interests on the surface I just think that those nuggets would not be worth the time it would take to pan them out of her river of shit.
I wish she was Bettie Paige too.
Cause that chick is dead.
5 out of 10 for the gratuitous Jug shots.
about 1 year ago
Bettie Page is dead. Why would she wish to be a dead old lady?
Oh, also— She states she’s looking for a “rebound”. See, she doesn’t even hide it. Fill her empty soul with your man seed.
She’s totally not into potty play as her hesitance to change diapers.
There are a ton of things she doesn’t like, but I guess you will have to find that out as you dodge her blows after upsetting her.
All you can see is her head in those stupid Myspace poses. I have no idea if she has a cute figure or not. She does have a cute face. If you cross your eyes and have had enough to drink she might look like a freshly showered Britney (before she got all white trashed). You could point out that Britney has always been white trashed, but … ehh…
I give her a 6, but I can tell you right now she’d get on my nerves.
about 1 year ago
Dammit, why is this Chick so f-ing dirty and I don’t mean in the good way. In about half the pics she is pretty, but in the others she would have to have a ridiculous body to be cock-worthy. Unfortunately, we do not see enough of her body to judge that and the only pic we see any cleavage in is probably her worst one. On top of that, she is VERY 420 friendly. This means she is a baked out of mind f-ing moron. She would be a hippie but she is even too lazy for that.
She is probably up for about anything sexually, but I would honestly be scared to stick my man meat in there. I like her hair in the first couple of pics and the piercings do not bother me. The tat seems kind of hot and she probably has more, so that could be hit or miss.
I would probably bang her and whether she could lay off the weed would decide whether I would bang her repeatedly. I would keep her locked away from all her tard, emo, hippie friends, and only feed her orgasms when she wasn’t on pot. There may be a diamond there but I think it would take too much work to uncover and it would be far from a sure thing. She would just end up being a piece of broken glass at the bottom of Lake Thunderbird.
4 out of 10, there is just no comedy in banging her but MIGHT be pretty.
about 1 year ago
If this chick wants to play Bettie Page with me, then great! I’d say take off all your stinky weed-soaked clothes and I’ll make you famous! I’ll be glad to tie you up and capture the moment, complete with studio lights and my digital camera.
In fact, I think this one is pretty cute. If she does indeed have a nice ass, then all the better. I like the fact that she colors her hair something that doesn’t occur in nature and I don’t mind her body mods… at least not too much.
Anyone who mentions South Park, Zombies, football and foreign films can’t be too bad to hang out with. She says she’s affectionate (she swallows) and she’s got Daddy issues, which might mean she’s into having me spank her ass.
So, the problems I have with her are her shitty no-body-showing photos (God only knows what’s really going on there), boob ink which I’m not fond of, her party-girl age, and the fact that I’m about a decade removed from any desire to deal with someone who exists in a Purple Haze. She also broke a cardinal rule by having a photo with a friend who is prettier than her. That’s never a good idea in a personals ad.
Oh! And who the fuck joins AmeriCorps? Seriously.
I think she’s a great candidate for the Couch Pirate Shaggin’ Wagon!
I give her a 6.
about 1 year ago
Ha. Leigh was in AmeriCorps for two years.
about 1 year ago
AND she’s never been to a strip club!
Coincidence? I think not!
about 1 year ago
I knew a girl in college who joined Americorps. She was and is still fucking insane, and I don’t mean in a fun way.
about 1 year ago
Well, actually a few positives on this one. She doesn’t like Dane Cook or Family Guy. Family Guy is so-so when its at its best and Dane Cook is a hack. I really dislike his fans more than him, if that makes any sense.
The boobies like pretty ripe as well.
The bad thing is, she’s going to join AmeriCorp and probably get a mile of jungle dong laid on her somewhere in the Congo on a daily basis.
She’s at a crossroads. She can mature into a pretty saucy broad, or get trashed out Linda Lovelace style somewhere in Ebolaville.
I give a 5, since it could go either way. (and one way is up her shitpipe for a dimebag)
about 1 year ago
I miss Linda Lovelace.
I would love to be in that “shitpipe” I buy two dimebags for some of that.
about 1 year ago
Where do I start with this one? I guess I should start by saying its girls like these that make me strive to be a better father for my daughter.
Okay let’s begin.
Right from the gate I am not impressed that she is a pot-head. Maybe I am taking the “420 friendly” thing wrong, maybe it means you can smoke pot around her and she is cool with it, either way big turn off for me. The tattoos and piercings are not something I normally find attractive on a girl, but I have seen both done in a ways that is very erotic. Too bad this one didn’t think when jamming hunks of metal into her face. Love the shitty flower tat on your jug, it looks like it was copied from my daughter’s Tinkerbell coloring book.
She likes “South Park” which I am a big fan of. Her favorite word is “fuck”, hmmm well it is my favorite verb so I will let that slide. So she wishes she was Betty Page. I have a big problem with people wishing to be other people. Why can’t you be happy with just being yourself? Ooops! That’s the problem, she is not happy with herself so why not wish to be someone else. She normally dates older men I take this to mean “I am willing to date older guys that will spoil me with gifts, money and attention. Take care of me because I can’t.”
I see she went to Art school and claims “everybody was annoyingly cocky about their “unique” P.O.V.s” which means this little unhappy bitch couldn’t take the criticisms on her artwork and was not willing to learn something from her teachers. Art is quite simple learn the rules, then you can break them.
This line sums her up quite well, “I’m joining AmeriCorps for a year to see if that will satisfy me”, I will go ahead and tell you she won’t be satisfied, running from your problems whether a new job or new city won’t fix the problem. Her problem begins and ends with her. She needs to just be herself and love herself, until them she will always be unhappy and bring those around her down as well.
• Would I date this chick? NO
• Would I do her? Yes, she has a lot of potential being a real cutie, look at the pictures of her with normal hair and glasses.
• Would I claim her? Sure. I can see it now I’m at Best Buy with Couch Pirate Jake, “Dude, see that chick with the Jeff Hardy hair and shrapnel in her face? I banged her. She thought I was going to buy her pot afterwards.”
Overall Rating: 3.0 out 10.0
about 1 year ago
And I would be proud of you. And then we could laugh at her.
about 1 year ago
Heehee, Jeff Hardy hair. Does she have the arm sleeves to match? LOL
about 1 year ago
No, those are restricted to 10 year-olds and LC Langham.
about 1 year ago
You seem picking and mean, but like to touch women alot. 420 is okay to date, just watch your money LOLOLOL.
I want her to find herself in my bedroom for awhile, I am older man, I give her needs and things. LOLOL.
about 1 year ago
Ah! Remind me to show you my obnoxious tattoo on my shoulder. I have yet to meet anyone with mine. It is original. It made my mother upset and now she thinks I’m going to hell.
about 1 year ago
Okay, first of all I had to read everyone’s posts to find out what “420 friendly” means. Yeah, I’m WAY cool since I didn’t even know that referred to pot!
I’m also probably the only one that actually likes her boob tattoo – but seeing as I have one myself (although I like mine better) maybe I am biased. Couch Pirate Kevin, I’m sorry you don’t like boob ink; now you’ll never get to see my jugs! And quite frankly; they’re rather nice!
I do like her picture with normalish hair and her glasses – girls with glasses kick ass!
I do NOT like her facial piercings. I’m okay with piercings in the usual places; well, nipple rings might be pretty cool; but I think I might want to tug on those puppies just to see how much pleasure/pain I can cause.
I think she is too much of a party girl and Couch Pirate Scott is correct in that she is running away from herself.
I think she’d be fun in the sack since she’s got issues of needing to be liked; but there’s just not enough “real” personality for anything more than meaningless sex.
My advice to her: figure out your life and be happy with yourself. Don’t conform to be with the “out” crowd; just be yourself and people will like you.
Overall rating: 4 out of 10 for her potential. I would have given higher, but the pot is a big no-no.
about 1 year ago
I can think of several girls that I love dearly who have boob tatts, it’s just not my thing. For the record I universally don’t like tatts on the ass either. Then again, I know a girl in Arizona who has work literally from neck to toe, and she’s hot as hell… so… I don’t know everything.
Maybe you should let me see, just to make sure.
about 1 year ago
I like a boob tattoos, can I see yours. Be a women and show your boob to internet, and me.
about 1 year ago
Taco IS Frankenstein!!!!!
Plus facial piercings equal anal access. Really.
about 1 year ago
LOL, I almost woke Andrea up laughing. Thanks a lot Steve, you interfered with my babies’ gestation.
about 1 year ago
Why am I Frankstein? Because I want to see boobs, I am just a guy, you are silly Mr. sword of bad. LOL I am tall like Frankstein but no green skin.
about 1 year ago
Loaded question: Why does she have her mouth open in almost every picture??
She doesn’t know who she is yet. Oh, boy has she got a lot of emotional growing and suffering to do…. Ah, I can taste the misery from here.
It has a slight metallic taste..
about 1 year ago
Three reasons:
1) The obvious lewd one.
2) That piece of metal in her lip weighs it down.
3) Or she permanently looks like a fish because of all the brain baking.
about 1 year ago
She did start her profile with, “I’m open to a LOT of THINGS.”