I found this little gem I saved from about 4 years back…

And no, none of the Kristal/Crytsals I’m currently friends with are any of the parties in question.

See if you can guess which one I am!

maladroit2: i miss you
Kristal: lol
maladroit2: *sniff*
Kristal: how have you been?
maladroit2: busy
maladroit2: and lazy
maladroit2: all at the same time
Kristal: well… now that’s a feat… lol
maladroit2: busy last week
maladroit2: lazy this weekend
maladroit2: also
Kristal: i’ve been busy all week, and all day yesterday… i’m going to stay in today
maladroit2: I’ve decided that wanting to marry you was maybe a bad idea
maladroit2: and that we should definitely reconsider
Kristal: lol
Kristal: okay… i’ll have to think about that and get back to you
maladroit2: please
maladroit2: cook me something
maladroit2: I want some breakfast
Kristal: it might be faster for you to run down to McD’s
maladroit2: well, I’d let you deliver
maladroit2: it would be fine
maladroit2: we can make out, then you can take off when football starts
Kristal: nope… i’m not going out today
maladroit2: hahahahaha
Kristal: good luck finding another girl to ‘meet your needs’… lol
maladroit2: no
maladroit2: you can do it
maladroit2: I believe in you
Kristal: yeah… but i don’t want to… i think you are going to have to find a very young girl that will take whatever she can get… lol
maladroit2: nah
maladroit2: ones with kids work too
maladroit2: all about desperation
maladroit2: hehe
Kristal: yeah… but you aren’t offering much… you might need a girl that’s desperate
maladroit2: i’m not offering anything
Kristal: exactly
Kristal: LOL
maladroit2: that’s the whole plan
Kristal: silly
maladroit2: wish it were legal to rent women…
maladroit2: that would end marriage in the US
Kristal: hmmm
maladroit2: except for Mormons maybe
maladroit2: but no other guy would do it
Kristal: i don’t agree with you
maladroit2: why?
maladroit2: why would a man want to get married if he could rent with no commitment?
maladroit2: maybe crazy religious people
maladroit2: but not a regular guy for sure
Kristal: i just don’t agree… there are men out there that actually love a woman and what to spend their life with them
maladroit2: haha
maladroit2: yes, Mormons
maladroit2: I know
maladroit2: I could see dating perhaps continuing
maladroit2: but when they see that renting and dating are the same price
maladroit2: that would end that too
maladroit2: women could rent too, not only men renting women
Kristal: damn… that’s a really shitty thing to say…
maladroit2: I want it to be fair
maladroit2: men shouldn’t be the only ones
Kristal: whatever… i’m not enjoying this conversation
maladroit2: it’s ok
maladroit2: I’m a progressive thinker
maladroit2: k then
maladroit2: I’m gonna eat some ham and watch a little porno
maladroit2: check you later
Kristal: bye
maladroit2: bye babe ;)

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