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Where Did I Go Wrong?
I found this little gem I saved from about 4 years back…
And no, none of the Kristal/Crytsals I’m currently friends with are any of the parties in question.
See if you can guess which one I am!
maladroit2: i miss you
Kristal: lol
maladroit2: *sniff*
Kristal: how have you been?
maladroit2: busy
maladroit2: and lazy
maladroit2: all at the same time
Kristal: well… now that’s a feat… lol
maladroit2: busy last week
maladroit2: lazy this weekend
maladroit2: also
Kristal: i’ve been busy all week, and all day yesterday… i’m going to stay in today
maladroit2: I’ve decided that wanting to marry you was maybe a bad idea
maladroit2: and that we should definitely reconsider
Kristal: lol
Kristal: okay… i’ll have to think about that and get back to you
maladroit2: please
maladroit2: cook me something
maladroit2: I want some breakfast
Kristal: it might be faster for you to run down to McD’s
maladroit2: well, I’d let you deliver
maladroit2: it would be fine
maladroit2: we can make out, then you can take off when football starts
Kristal: nope… i’m not going out today
maladroit2: hahahahaha
Kristal: good luck finding another girl to ‘meet your needs’… lol
maladroit2: no
maladroit2: you can do it
maladroit2: I believe in you
Kristal: yeah… but i don’t want to… i think you are going to have to find a very young girl that will take whatever she can get… lol
maladroit2: nah
maladroit2: ones with kids work too
maladroit2: all about desperation
maladroit2: hehe
Kristal: yeah… but you aren’t offering much… you might need a girl that’s desperate
maladroit2: i’m not offering anything
Kristal: exactly
Kristal: LOL
maladroit2: that’s the whole plan
Kristal: silly
maladroit2: wish it were legal to rent women…
maladroit2: that would end marriage in the US
Kristal: hmmm
maladroit2: except for Mormons maybe
maladroit2: but no other guy would do it
Kristal: i don’t agree with you
maladroit2: why?
maladroit2: why would a man want to get married if he could rent with no commitment?
maladroit2: maybe crazy religious people
maladroit2: but not a regular guy for sure
Kristal: i just don’t agree… there are men out there that actually love a woman and what to spend their life with them
maladroit2: haha
maladroit2: yes, Mormons
maladroit2: I know
maladroit2: I could see dating perhaps continuing
maladroit2: but when they see that renting and dating are the same price
maladroit2: that would end that too
maladroit2: women could rent too, not only men renting women
Kristal: damn… that’s a really shitty thing to say…
maladroit2: I want it to be fair
maladroit2: men shouldn’t be the only ones
Kristal: whatever… i’m not enjoying this conversation
maladroit2: it’s ok
maladroit2: I’m a progressive thinker
maladroit2: k then
maladroit2: I’m gonna eat some ham and watch a little porno
maladroit2: check you later
Kristal: bye
maladroit2: bye babe
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about 1 year ago
Wow, pretty good stuff. Wish I could have seen the broad’s face.
about 1 year ago
I can tell you exactly where you went wrong — You didn’t tell her you had a 9 inch “cock”, and yes you have to use the word “cock”, because everyone knows women loved to be talked to with porn terms.
Also, you didn’t ask her if you could piss in her mouth. Chicks also love that.
Finally, you didn’t ask her any naked pictures.
about 1 year ago
We need a lot more posts like this. A LOT MORE.
about 1 year ago
I think I’m going to start raiding craigslist for material.
Being a dick is something I take seriously.