About Me:
I’m not looking for a man on here at all, I have a man that I am married to. I’m actually looking for a woman…so if your interested, and you are a woman, message me!! Old men need to stop looking at my profile…I DO NOT WANT MEN ON HERE!!!
Just because I say I’m looking for a woman, does not mean that I want to meet a woman just to have sex, being friends first and having that connection first is a must, and I’m not talking about meeting women and getting to know them that way, I’m talking about getting to know women on here. If you disagree with that, don’t read any further, you’ll just be wasting your time.
I’m 28 years old, I have two kids, a two year old and a four month old. I’m married to the best man in the world.
My husband and I are looking for a third person in our life, to be friends with at first, but if more than friendship happens, that’s cool, too. I am bisexual (so is my husband). We are looking for a women, not men.
I love rock music, mainly the new stuff. I think drag clubs are freakin awesome. My favorite band is Green Day…they rock! I can’t stand most rap music, country and R&B.
I love the outdoors, I hate being cooped up all of the time.
I like to read, (you’ll see my favorite Authors when you get to that section).
I love warm weather, I hate being cold.
I do smoke cigarettes, and drink very rarely.
I do NOT believe in god, I consider my self Atheist. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to talk to me, it really wouldn’t hurt my feelings at all. I do believe in Reincarnation and past lives.
I’ve lived in Illinois and New Jersey. I loved New Jersey, but lived there for only four months. I lived in Illinois for seven years.
I’m glad Barak Obama is the President, the other guy that was running for office was just a fucking moron. Excuse my language…I cuss a lot lol. But I do know when not to cuss.
My favorite TV show in the whole wide world is Lost…I’m so addicted to that and can not wait until the new season is on next year, which is supposed to be the very last season.
I love animals, mainly cats, but don’t own one.
I’m not on here looking for men to hook up with or anything like that, I already have a husband that I love with all my heart and soul.
My interests are reading Stephen King books, writing poetry about anything I am thinking about at the time, having fun with my family, I love music…mainly rock, I’m also interested in finding friends on here.
Like I said a few times now probably, I’m not looking for guys…and I won’t answer back to IMs unless I have previously talked to you through IM on here. So if you’re a guy, DO NOT IM ME!!!
Six Things I Can’t Do Without
My kids,
My Husband,
Rock music,
Cigarettes,
Mountain Dew,
& sex, of course.
Pump found this one and sent it to me… I think he deserves credit!
Popularity: 42% [?]
Um, wow, where to start?
1) I think you like Meth as much as you do cigarettes; I truly hope that you gave up your smokes while you were pregnant, otherwise your kids will suffer.
2) Please, please, PLEASE see a dentist!!!! Oh my Lord, are you British?
3) Icky, gross, nasty, I think I threw up in my mouth when I saw your nasty pics.
4) And what self-respecting male or female will contact you? Surely there aren’t people desperate enough to get together with a married woman with 2 young children and a bi-sexual husband, are there?
Your rating is a 1; and I only give you a 1 because you are a breathing human, although I’m sure your lung capacity has decreased significantly with your meth, oh, I mean cigarette addiction.
Wow, right out of the box, the wife is leading off with the meth attack. Sigh, I don’t know if I have the heart for this one.
This girl is the jagged matron of trailer parks, Her teeth are jagged, her hair is jagged, and her face is jagged. I can only imagine that the rest of her is as equally jagged and disgusting.
Besides looks, and she may be the ugliest woman I have ever seen, she has a myriad of intellectual problems. First off, Green Day is her favorite band. Nothing wrong with Green Day being in your iTunes, but if they are your favorite band then you hate W because he only gave you 600.00 rebate checks per kid and thing it is clever that musicians make poorly constructed political comments in their songs. Second, she is an atheist who believes in reincarnation and past lives. Jesus H Chirst, it is one thing to be eternally wrong but it is another to be eternally wrong simply because you cannot construct a cogent logic system.
She smokes, which is a huge negative. She thinks that living in Illinois and New Jersey is worth mentioning, another negative. She mentions she is not looking for males so many time, I think they may actually be looking for some males. She loves Lost, and uses it as an identifying quality, so she thinks it makes her intellectual. She says she loves Stephen King, which cannot be a negative, but I suspect he was the only author she could remember ever reading. Writes poetry…sigh.
Worst part of this, she already has two sprouts of crotch fruit. I am sure that neither are getting any parental guidance and from what we can tell, they have zero genetic advantages. Which only means these two trailer rats plus whatever other meth addled children she spits out will be resource competition for my much superior children. Thanks a lot America. Look at the farce you have made evolution. LOOK AT HER. SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE SURVIVED. And now she is pumping out another generation of genetic trash into the great genetic trash heap. I am telling you, birth control in the water people.
So, her rating is starting at 1 because I assume she has a vagina. She is getting -1 for smoking, -1 for idiotic religious beliefs, -1 for Green Day, -1 for Lost defining her, -1 for poetry, -1 because I think she thinks W was running against Obama, and -10 for f-ing being genetically useless. So, that’s a -15 out of 10, she is lucky Jesus still loves her.
Our kids going to be very mean. Aren’t I supposed to NOT like that? Why am I secretly satisfied that they will be?
It’s Jake. He is devouring your soul. Soon you will have a mowhawk.
WOW WOW WOW!!!!
This is the sort of chick you hear about but hopefully never really meet.
Imagine this: 2 am at the club and the lights come up. You can choose to go home alone or head to some pre-drunk sex IHOP with this fine gal. If you buy her bacon she will in fact let you put it in the butt. Always practice the Pump Protocol with scallywags like this: “Never ever let them know where you live, it just leads to drama and/or a home invasion robbery.”
I am giving her a 10 for being brave enough to flash those buttery teeth for the camera!
YOU GO GIRL!!!
For the second time in the history of “Rate this Chick” I will choose not to say anything about the chick being rated. I will pray for this person and those children.
Overall Rating: N/A
So you probably would then?
It’s never a good thing when the best picture of you looks like a retarded elf.
You might let her give you head, but you’d have to knock out all her teeth and clean her mouth with some industrial detergent first. And at that point, it’s just not worth the jail time.
LOL! You should do this more often.
Look, this singles ad is clearly an indictment on the males of the species.
I don’t have to establish who or what this woman is… everyone else has done that for me. So, if this chick is so damn bad, then why-oh-why does she have to state OVER AND OVER AGAIN, that she’s NOT LOOKING FOR MEN?!!!
Simply put, some guys will do anything. Twice.
There’s something about this chick that not only is attractive to some men, but will make them contact her even after explicitly stating about five times that she’s not interested in any more nasty schlong than she’s already got.
For fucks sake men! Have some fucking standards!
Oh, and Bi-Betty? I give you a ZERO… not because of who or what you are, but BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT LOOKING FOR A MAN, which makes you completely useless to the Couch Pirates!!!
See, that’s why I say she really will consider single men. She mentions it way too much not to be fishing.
Dude, are you saying that YOU’RE THE GUY who is going to contact this chick?
I don’t believe I ever implied that. I gave her a -15. But she is begging to be contacted by single men.
Okay, so what you’re saying is, IF this singles ad came from some hot chick AND you were a single guy, then you’d contact this chick?
Oh yeah, and guy that wanted to be with her would have a great chance, IMO. She doth protest too much.
At times, this would have garnered the 10/10 “Suicide Vote.” This was to ensure that if the poor soul who posted her profile ever found her way on to our site, she wouldn’t kill herself if she thought at least one person thought she was hot.
Well, she’s cocky, AND looks like one of the monsters from The Descent. So, I’m gonna have to give her a 0/10. She isn’t even “non-claimer” good. And for me, that’s saying something. It’s a well-known fact I have low standards.
I think she needs to commit suicide before she hatches anymore crotch goblins. You are doing your part buddy.
I believe that is the best looking retarded snaggletooth elf I have ever seen. 0/10