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COUCH PIRATE INSTA-POLL:Is this Scott’s Season?

Posted by Couch Pirate Steve On September - 21 - 2009

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I will admit that I am a man with a problem. I live in Oklahoma and I love to make fun of the OU Football team. Love it like a crackhead loves the rock. But this year a friend of mine who is a true fan of the Sooners was very kind to me durning a potentially bad plumbing situation in my Death trap of an Apartment.
That Fan was Couch Pirate Scott.

In my mind a true fan of the Sooners is someone that sticks by the team through the good seasons and the bad. Quite a few will even turn on the team mid game if things look bad, but not Scott. I made him an offer that has now come to a moment of truth. Is this his season?

I offered him one season of no making fun of the Sooners. No Calls at the end of games should they lose, no chants of “tear your Quads!” every time the QB gets sacked. Even if Bob Stoops were to be caught at the Habana Inn with all the Ruf Neks in a Hot Tub….Nothing.

I even Gave him the 1st three games of the season to make his Desicion. Is this his season to not hear my cruel jack-assery towards his team or should he hang on to this golden ticket?

HELP HIM DECIDE! Leave your comments below!!!

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10 Responses to “COUCH PIRATE INSTA-POLL:Is this Scott’s Season?”

  1. This season is already pretty jinxed. Might be a good year to cash in the Golden Ticket.

  2. I would say no, because you jack-assery is irrelevant. And as long as he lets you make fun of something, you still have to watch the games. And that way, we all win.

  3. Taco says:

    Did you call him when my sc trojans beat the sooners in the nat champ game in 2005? You sick friend man but funny. What your favorite team?

  4. I have thought long and hard on this, but not sure what I should do? Kevin makes a great point, and Jake makes another good point. I think I will wait one more week to decide, OU is off this weekend so I will make my choice next week before the Miami game.

    Yo Taco Bell, If you aren’t Couch Pirate Steve or Pump then I have this to say to you “Washington Huskies!!!!”

  5. I have thought about it long enough, my answer is NOT THIS SEASON!!!

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