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Couch Pirate Radio: Ring Rust 3
Aug 29th
Recorded immediately following UFC 118, this edition of Ring Rust breaks down the PPV from the preliminary matches to the final fights between Randy Couture versus James Toney and the title match of B.J. Penn versus champion Frankie Edgar. The panel is Couch Pirates Scott, Jake, Bryan and Kevin.
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Couch Pirate Radio: Jam Session 7
Aug 28th
Robert Rodriguez takes on another Spy Kids movie and the Couch Pirates take him on! Plus Bryan Singer’s “X-Men: 1st Class”, the upcoming College Football season, Neal Adams’ “The Earth is Growning” video are all covered by the panel. Segments include Chick of the Moment, Jumped the Shark: The Real World and Mate/Fuck/Maul the Sportcasters Edition with Erin Andrews, Suzy Kolber and Stacy Dales. Panel for this episode is Couch Pirates Bryan, Jake, Steve, Scott and Kevin.
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Couch Pirate Radio: Ring Rust 2
Aug 26th
We open with Beefstick Bedlam and quickly move to the deaths of Lance Cade and Skandor Akbar. The panel does a re-cap of WWE’s Summerslam PPV, the injury of Skip Sheffield, why Serena Deeb was released and some on WWE NXT and TNA. Mixed Martial Arts coverage includes a look at the upcoming UFC 118 Pay Per View, Bellator Season 3, Sengoku 14, World Extreme Cage Fighting and King of the Cage. The panel for this episode is Couch Pirate Scott, Jake, Bryan, Steve and Kevin.
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Couch Pirate Radio: Jam Session 6
Aug 24th
The panel talks about Return of the Jedi’s new footage for the Blu-Ray release, independent comic Axe Cop, Brett Farve, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, plus segments Dead or Alive with Charlotte Rae and Jump the Shark with Good Times. The panel is Couch Pirates James, Jake, Pump, Scott and Kevin.
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Couch Pirate Radio: The Rant: Episode 1
Aug 21st
The Rant panel talks about the proposed Mosque at Ground Zero in New York, Michelle Obama’s expensive trip to Spain, a funny story about Craigslist, Steven Slater, the flight attendant who took two beers and exited the plane via the slide and stupid baby names. Also included is a look at Ozone Alerts and a serious treatise on fingerbanging. Three more people face the Shuttle to the Sun by this episode’s panel, Couch Pirates Pump, James and Kevin.
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Couch Pirate Radio Now on iTunes!
Aug 5th
If you’re one of the millions and millions of fans of Couch Pirate Radio and you’ve been asking when we are going to get listed on iTunes, your wait it over! As of today, Couch Pirate Radio is officially available for download on iTunes, so you can take it wherever you go with your iPod, or iPad, or iPhone, or iDildo, or whatever you’ve got!
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The Man Cave
Apr 2nd
Some call it the Man Cave, others call it a Man Room, or Mantuary (Pump calls it Mangri-la), but whatever you call it, the oasis for men is rapidly gaining popularity. According to a survey by ServiceMagic.com, 40 percent of the participants said there is a Man Cave in their home and another 13% say that one is in the plans. DIY network even has a show called, “Man Caves” hosted by contractor Jason Cameron and former NFL player Tony Siragusa, which helps men construct their own special hide-outs.
It’s important to note that the whole genesis of the Man Cave is brought about through co-habitation with women. Those of us who are single don’t have one room as an oasis; our whole home is our cave! It’s when you move in with a woman that all your “stuff” gets relegated to one room… or worse, the trash can. See, as a man, you can’t be allowed to display your comic book and sports treasures because it doesn’t mesh with a women’s shitty Country Kitchen theme that they have been planning since they were four years old!
The Man Cave is emblematic of a movement to minimize and subjugate any display of masculinity. Boys are given pills to keep them from acting out in class, and teams are no longer allowed to keep score to squash competition. Men are encouraged to embrace their feminine side and become “Metrosexuals”. The world doesn’t want you to be A MAN, hence you are given a small parcel of space to put your stuff so that your dirty secrets can be hidden from society.
The Couch Pirates site is kind of a Man Cave for the internet. We’re basically an oasis for men who are tired of having to apologize for being themselves, and for women who love REAL MEN. If you don’t have your own space in your own home, feel free to visit us here, where your voice will be respected and interior design takes its rightful place behind Mixed Martial Arts, Jenna Jameson and Spider-man!
Series of Pump’s Text Messages
Mar 29th
Pump sends text messages to me (and most of the other Couch Pirates) that are… unusual. This was a series of texts I got over the course of a couple of weeks…
“I’m not sure anymore… We have to make the drop! The Chinese are getting suspicious! On Wednesday the eagle flies.”
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“Don’t forget about the man we have to see. Beijing will have to wait. Tread lightly, or we could be in trouble.”
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“Mother of God… The Turks know! We have to make a move TONIGHT!”
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“Alright, we’ve got it. We hitch the redeye to Singapore tonight and meet Lo-Pan. He’s got our package”
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“Thank God you were there. Lo-Pan won’t make anymore deliveries, will he? You’ve become one with your sword, my friend.”
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“Frank, I thought things were cool. I need you to ‘host a BBQ for our friend, Horowitz. Zurich tonight: u know what to do.”
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“Well done. Horowitz enjoyed the ‘cookout’. From Zurich you’ll head to Osaka to stop Splinter and help the Turtles.”
