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In this country, we can all be put into one of three categories in terms of one’s personal contribution. You’re either a producer, a looter, or a moocher. Let us define the terms and let you figure out where you stand. For the record, I cannot claim the producer/moocher/looter notion. I will claim the solution for said problems, however.

The Producer.

The Producer is an individual who is employed, if both able and willing. Times are tough for many that are out of work. The producer may be out of work, but is actively seeking employment and not enjoying a minute of not earning a living. The producer’s children have never taken a bite of a free breakfast or lunch at school without the producer doing everything they could to quickly end the embarrassment and personal shame for having done so. They have never had their child’s daycare subsidized. They have never gone on food stamps with the intention of it becoming a lifestyle. They probably decided to get a second/third job or sold off things they don’t need to survive. The producer’s numbers are dwindling.

The Moocher.

The moocher is the person in front of you at the grocery store with expensive footwear and/or a designer purse trying to refinance an Escalade. They feel like free meals for their *many* children at school is a birthright. They work sparingly, if at all. If subsidized housing is available, they’re in it. Nothing is their fault if you ask them. They might have tried to go to college, but it won’t be on their dime. The world owes them a living because they simply cannot help themselves without having to suffer the indignity of missing Maury Povich.

The Looter.

The looter is the smallest portion of the three, but is the most important piece of this puzzle as far as the process being able to continue. Quite simply, the looter is the elected and/or appointed officials in our government who facilitate the looting of the producer’s wages and give them to the moocher. We can quibble about what percentage of this and that goes to what government entity, but the fact is people that refuse to work and stop having children in the name of personal responsibility have no reason to stop so long as the looter continues to reward said behaviors.

My solution? Weighted disenfranchisement.

What?

If you were a moocher and knew which politicians/looters support continued looting from the producers, you would vote for the looters who could give you biggest slice of the producer’s pie. In other words, you would effectively vote yourself a pay raise.

Less work + More money = Helluva deal!

Here’s how we could put a stop the bleeding. We need to diminish the amount each moocher’s vote counts. The perfect vote would equal 1.0 votes. This is a person who works and pays taxes (on time) and does not milk the government/producer of entitlements. I’m not talking about standard things like street lights, national defense and city parks. Everyone enjoys those perks.

Everyone starts with 1.0 votes and is subject to losing a percentage of their vote.

Here’s a few suggestions…

If you are on either food stamps, WIC, subsidized daycare, subsidized housing, welfare, dependent health/dental care for more than 20% of a year’s time, then your vote goes to 0.5%.

For every child you have beyond one, deduct an additional 0.1%. This does not apply solely to the (mostly) women stuck raising these children, if it has been determined you have fathered any children in said situation(s), you will receive an equal penalty to that of your former partner no matter how many children they have. However, if you are financially and morally capable (clean rap sheet), you will have the right to gain custody away from the irresponsible party who has your child. After all, ovaries provide no guarantee of superior parenting abilities.

There are exceptions… If you are a legal guardian of a child/children you did not produce and have been charged with their care due to you being a responsible individual, you would be exempt from penalty. Hey, it ain’t your fault your a good person. I would also provide full to partial exceptions to those disabled by non-preventable disease and/or conditions. Example: breast cancer, rheumatoid arthritis, leukemia. Retired individuals would be exempted based on if they worked or were part of a household that didn’t abuse the entitlement system prior to reaching retirement age.

We’ve got to do something to obstruct the cycle of dependency in this country. We’re on a slippery slope, and if we don’t get some tread under our feet soon, we’re gonna slide to a place from which we may never be able to get our asses unstuck. Let’s put a HUGE dent in the looter’s ability to provide a payroll to the moochers.

I hope that somewhere, Atlas is shrugging in agreement.

I guess I will play spades and do my first op-ed piece on the current administration. Very quickly, my political views could be summed up as a staunch moderate/libertarian/centrist who has been thoroughly disenchanted with both of the major parties since before I could legally procure alcohol. I have never voted for a Bush or Clinton.

That being said, I don’t really think I was ever truly scared of a Bush or Clinton. Sure, I could run down a laundry list of things they have done that pissed me off and done irreparable damage to our nation. However, they just hadn’t sent those creepy chills of fear on anything.

That has changed with the current administration. I won’t say I cannot believe we are sitting by and watching our federation crumble into a communist oligarchy, as human nature says, “Until it affects me, fuck it. Let me grab a Hungry Man.” People, in general, aren’t worth a shit or concerned until a decision is made that derails the daily routine. There would be more of an uproar if a tornado warning that could prevent thousands from dying interrupts a football game, or heaven forbid, American Idol.

The Drudge Report posted a link to video that shows undeniable proof that President Obama would like to phase out private medical insurance and move to a single-payer universal health care system administrated by the government.

Do you really want a trip to the doctor to be like the DMV?

I digress.

Here’s the link. Watch for yourself. 1:52 well spent.

Today, a story broke that was essentially the White House press department running damage control for the aforementioned video. In it, they attempt to dispel the video Drudge linked. Like the Bandit running blocker for the Snowman, they say the video Brietbart posted is, “…taking sentences and phrases out of context, and they’re cobbling them together to leave a very false impression.”

This, the same administration, who Helen Thomas (and Chip Reid) of the White House Press Corps had to call out for the autocratic style of press conferences they hold. Helen Thomas, a loooong-time liberal/progressive herself, had been fed up with with the pre-packaged, canned events they hold under the guise of an open and free forum of ideas. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs actually had to nerve to suggest whatever questions the needed to have answered should be e-mailed the night before.

Really?

Last week, Joseph Farah of politically conservative www.wnd.com, stated in an interview that all search results to his site on the controversial subject of Obama’s birth certificate had been removed from sites like Google and Yahoo. The previous day, one could could Google “Obama’s birth certificate” and yield first page results with more than one link to the www.wnd.com.

All of a sudden, they were gone.

I might add, as of today, Google did yield ONE link back to wnd.com. At the very least, does this not raise suspicion? I mean, you might need to dust off your VHS copy of John Carepenter’s, They Live and see if you can find any parallels. Especially after watching that smug cocksucker, Robert Gibbs, pose as press secretary.

What the fuck happened to all these notions of transparency and openness the Messiah prophesied in his bid for the presidency? I hope even the most ardent of his supporters can see that was all a shell game in hindsight.

Change?

You fucking got it.

Some of the piss and vinegar I had planned on unloading here has left my system after the most pleasant trip to the grocery store in recent memory. I did NOT get behind an idiot attempting to refinance their Escalade via food stamps for the first time in a LONG time. That was a very pleasant experience.

In other news, how many people caught the NYPD’s dismantling of a terror plot by home grown terrorists (note: not suspects in my book)? This was while Homeland Security director, Janet “Shit-Between-the-Ears” Napolitano, was busy trying to wiretap and vilify returning U.S. servicemen and women. They’re the real problems in America, not MS-13 or racist Hispanic street gangs in L.A. trying to assassinate black people. Not that you’d hear that on MSNBC… We’re talking about assfucks who were actively plotting to blow up synagogues in New York, as perhaps bigger assfucks are trying to figure out ways to use global warming as a pawn to slowly take away your freedoms, one by one.

Let me clarify, New York synagogues (and who knows what/who else) were saved by law enforcement officials at the state and local level while the feds are busy trying to convince you that the Army staff sergeant down the street is somehow plotting to murder your family. It’s like we’ve fallen down the fucking rabbit hole here, and Alice has decided to let the Mad Hatter do as he pleases.

Moving on, when the stock market collapsed during Reagan’s tenure, he did nothing. But, that was exactly what needed to be done.

Nothing.

Reagan let the market fix itself, like our government SHOULD have done. Only 6% of all the recent bailout funds that came out of the David Copperfield-like appropriation acts have been knowingly spent. Out of that 6%, you can bet close to 100% has zero accountability or oversight as Timmy Geithner played the hum-haw act as to who got what out the deal. The TARP money banks had accepted (forced upon?), has been refused when offered to be given back to the feds. Presumably, this is so the gov’t can take their institutions over. You got a better reason?

Lastly, on a personal note… About 3-4 students (not sure of the count) joined our school this week. Our immediate school boundaries include at least one homeless shelter, and they just rolled in to town. The children do not necessarily resemble each other, likely meaning its a garden variety of fathers present in creation of said children. I could be wrong, but common sense tells me different. Upon learning of a few more details, it turns out there are five children in the family presently. Additionally, there in as infant.

Again… A FUCKING I-N-F-A-N-T!!!

I just about shot through the first and second floor right on into the great beyond when I heard this. The first thing that came to mind after trying to figure out if I could get away with cauterizing a set of ovaries with a fireplace poker, was the thought process that goes through one’s mind after they have a child they cannot afford. Then, what goes through the mind after the clown car-like vagina goes on autopilot and shoots kids out like fucking hay baler?

All I can really say at this point is, enjoy the albino bodybuilder.