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I know this is long but if you want to get to know me then it’s worth the read…

At first sight most people think I’m high maintenance and unapproachable…but I’m the complete opposite. I’m 39 going on 21. I don’t mind getting dirty and sweaty but I get whiny when I get too hot. I can be a girly girl one minute and a tomboy the next. I know how to behave in public but don’t expect it when alone.

I’m a happy, affectionate, fun loving, laid back goof ball that loves to laugh. I’m artistic, creative and intuitive. I definitely use both sides of my brain. My glass is always half full and I’m not a big fan of the “pity party”. I have a good sense of humor and it’s very hard to offend me. I’m in no way politically correct.

I am not sure I am ready for something super serious. I’d like to start out as friends/date and then go from there. I do enjoy my freedom and don’t think that couples should be attached at the hip 24/7. But, the right guy could make me rethink all this.

I do know what I want and I don’t think we should settle for anything less. So, here is a list of the “Must Haves”…:)

1) Must know when to use there, their and they’re in a sentence…:)This is a pet-peeve of mine. I’m not a spelling/grammer nazi and I don’t need anymore emails regarding any grammatical errors in my profile.

2) Must be a Man’s Man…I’m a big “do it yourself” kinda girl…but, I’m not willing to change your flat tire…unless you’re in a body cast.

3) Must have a good sense of humor. A twisted sense of humor is even better.

4) Must never have been featured on America’s Most Wanted or have put an animal in a dryer just to see what would happen.

5) Must be playful. I bite, pinch and pout in order to get my way.

6) Must NOT snore. I’m a light sleeper and it doesn’t take much to wake me up.

7) Must be perfectly imperfect. I don’t want someone with perfect looks, perfect manners, or a perfect life. I want someone who has flaws, scars, even quirks and embraces them.

Top 10 things you should know about me…

1) I don’t like being told I can’t do something.

2) I don’t like balloons, drainage grates, or clowns. I’m just quirky like that.

3) I think men and women should shave from shoulder to toes. Not a big fan of body hair.

4) No matter how minor any injury I sustain is it will require a kiss and a band-aid…or Start Flight

5) I can careless what side of the bed I sleep on.

6) I can’t rub someone’s back while they throw up…or I will throw up.

7) I don’t like talking on the phone…I’d rather text.

I Love to take baths.

9) Currently both of my rotator cuffs are torn.

10) I will not change and I don’t want to change anyone else. If being with me requires change then you’re better off going and watching clouds. They will definitely change for you but I won’t. What you see is what you get.

Okay…now for the whole kid factor. I can’t have kids, so I prefer someone who doesn’t want kids. I love kids and don’t mind someone who already has kids but I don’t want the drama of a psycho baby mama. Now, if you have wonderful kids and a good relationship with their Mother then that I can definitely deal with.

I have a hectic schedule so bare with me when it comes to replying back. If I’m interested I will definitely reply…it just might take a few days.

PS. I don’t twitter, blog or facebook because my life is just not that interesting. I also don’t MSN, AIM or because I just don’t have the desire or time.

My Self Summary:

I’m open to a lot of things. I’m VERY 420 friendly. I’m way too obsessed with music for my own good. I love tattoos and peircings and can quote pretty much any line from ‘Airplane!’ and ‘South Park.’ My favorite word is ‘fuck’ and I wish I was Bettie Page. I love going to live shows; nothing makes me happier than seeing a band I love live. I’m pretty easy to get along with and I enjoy a lot of things. I love watching football and foreign films. I can go out and party one night and another night I could chill at home.

Last time I was in a relationship was about a year and a half ago and I went through a really bad breakup. I’m ready to rebound from that, but I need somebody who will treat me the way I should be treated.

I’m a very affectionate girl. I love to cuddle and kiss.

I normally date older guys.
UPDATE: okay, i had to do this, because a lot of 65 year old guys were messaging me. By older I mean anywhere from a year older to 15 years older. No offense, but I don’t think changing your diapers sounds romantic to me.

While I do like a ton of things, there are others that I just can’t stnd. For example, if you’re a huge fan of Dane Cook or Family Guy, we proably won’t get along at every level.

What I’m Doing With My Life

Well, I’m joining AmeriCorps for a year to see if that will satisfy me. I was at art school, but everybody was annoyingly cocky about their “unique”" P.O.V.s. In a year or so, I’ll be getting back into film school.

What People Notice About Me

I’m told that I have very pretty eyes…
My butt? I’m told I’ve got a good ass for a white girl.
Oh, and my piercings and tattoos.

I Spend A Lot of Time Thinking About

Zombies, Robots, Dinosaurs, Giraffes…you know, normal stuff.

Six Things I Could Never Do Without

1. Art
2. Music
3. My hair straightener
4. Movies
5. Foul Language
6. Friends

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